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Brave

Set in the highlands of Scotland during a more mystical time, Brave tells the story of a Scottish princess named Merida (voiced by Kelly MacDonald) . She lives in a castle with her father, the brawny King Fergus (voiced by Billy Connolly), her mother, Queen Elinor (voiced by Emma Thompson), and her three rambunctious little […]

Moonrise Kingdom

You’d kill for the relationship that Sam Shukusky and Suzy Bishop have. They met one summer and the attraction was immediate. Over the course of a year they traded letters, and the following summer they decide to leave their old lives behind and start one together. Sam (played by Jared Gilman) is the outdoorsy type […]

Boy

It’s 1984 in Waihau Bay, New Zealand. E.T. has just come out, Michael Jackson is at the peak of popularity, and an 11-year-old boy named Boy is just being an 11-year-old boy—playing with his friends, trying to impress girls, and getting into fights. He lives with his 6-year-old brother, Rocky, his grandmother, and several younger […]

Michael Bay’s The Dark Knight Script

Do you ever sit and wonder what it would be like if the greatest comic book movie ever, The Dark Knight, had been directed by Michael Bay? I do. Every night. Would there have been more explosions, more boobies, more explosions, more CGI, more explosions? Who knows! These questions have been driving me insane since 2008 […]

The Cabin in the Woods

Don’t read this review. Not unless you’ve already seen The Cabin in the Woods. No, I’m not giving away any spoilers, but this is one of those movies that you’re better off going into knowing as little about is as possible. Avoid trailers, avoid commercials. Just see it. Trust me. It’s worth it.   Without […]

Wrath of the Titans

Don’t you hate it when you’re hanging out at home and a family member pops in to ask you for some annoying and time-consuming favor when you’ve got your own thing going on? That’s exactly what happens to Perseus in Wrath of the Titans. The family member in question is the great god Zeus, his […]

Casa de mi Padre

Once I heard that Will Ferrell would be starring in a telenovela styled comedy where he speaks Spanish for the whole movie I was in. I didn’t know what he was up to, but I wanted to be a part of it. I was hoping for the best. I probably should have realized that there’s […]