Donny Berger was just the average 13-year-old lusting after his hot math teacher, Ms. McGarricle, never knowing that secretly she had been lusting after him as well, until one day in detention when she taught him a different kind of lesson—a naughty one. She was sentenced to 30 years in prison for that lesson, and […]
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Sam is a salesman. Sort of. He barters companies’ excess goods. He’s just made a rather large barter with a hefty commission, but that same day he finds out that one of his previous deals has gone bad, costing the company a lot of money, even getting it in trouble with the FTC. His entire […]
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You’d kill for the relationship that Sam Shukusky and Suzy Bishop have. They met one summer and the attraction was immediate. Over the course of a year they traded letters, and the following summer they decide to leave their old lives behind and start one together. Sam (played by Jared Gilman) is the outdoorsy type […]
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It’s 1984 in Waihau Bay, New Zealand. E.T. has just come out, Michael Jackson is at the peak of popularity, and an 11-year-old boy named Boy is just being an 11-year-old boy—playing with his friends, trying to impress girls, and getting into fights. He lives with his 6-year-old brother, Rocky, his grandmother, and several younger […]
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Don’t read this review. Not unless you’ve already seen The Cabin in the Woods. No, I’m not giving away any spoilers, but this is one of those movies that you’re better off going into knowing as little about is as possible. Avoid trailers, avoid commercials. Just see it. Trust me. It’s worth it. Without […]
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Don’t you hate it when you’re hanging out at home and a family member pops in to ask you for some annoying and time-consuming favor when you’ve got your own thing going on? That’s exactly what happens to Perseus in Wrath of the Titans. The family member in question is the great god Zeus, his […]
Once I heard that Will Ferrell would be starring in a telenovela styled comedy where he speaks Spanish for the whole movie I was in. I didn’t know what he was up to, but I wanted to be a part of it. I was hoping for the best. I probably should have realized that there’s […]
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