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It’s a Disaster (The Long and Short of It)

It's a Disaster, directed and written by Todd Berger; starring David Cross, Julie Stiles, Erinn Hayes, Blaise Miller, and America Ferrera

  Written and Directed by Todd Berger.       Glen and Tracy (played by David Cross and Julia Stiles) have been on a few dates, and it’s finally time to do the awkward yet obligatory introduction to friends. Tracy’s married friends, Emma and Pete (played by Erinn Hayes and Blaise Miller) host a routine […]

Elysium (The Long and the Short of It)

Elysium

  In 141 years from now, Earth will be so overpopulated that the wealthiest people will abandon the planet and establish their home  in an orbiting space station called Elysium. Earth will belong to the downtrodden, and the never the two groups shall meet. That’s where things stand at the beginning of Neill Blomkamp’s Elysium. […]

In a World

  Don LaFontaine is probably the most famous voiceover actor of all time. Even if you’ve never heard of him, you have heard him before. If you’ve watched TV ads, you’ve heard Don LaFontaine. (He’s voiced hundreds of thousands of TV ads.) If you’ve watched movie trailers in the last fifty years, you’ve heard Don […]

You’re Next

  When a horror movie can integrate comedy in a believable way, I’m always a happy customer. As a teenager in the 90’s, I was in love with the self-referential Scream trilogy. In the early 2000’s Shaun of the Dead upturned the zombie genre and became an instant favorite of mine. Last year’s Cabin in the Woods took […]

The Hunt (Jagten)

The Hunt

  The Hunt is sad. The Hunt is frustrating. The Hunt will wring out all the joy from your heart, leaving you feeling powerless, achy, and depressed. Or at least that was my experience. The film tells the story of kindergarten teacher Lucas (played by Mads Mikkelsen) who is falsely accused of sexually abusing one […]

After Earth

  I live in fear. I’m afraid of feeling physical pain, my loved ones feeling any pain, dying (not death), clustered holes (unofficially known as trypophobia), being thought of as less than smart, and being thought of as less than a man. These fears dictate many of the decisions I make on a daily basis. […]

The Bling Ring

  Imagine this: you’re house-sitting for a friend of a friend, someone you’re familiar with but don’t really know. This person is gone for a week and you have the keys to her house and you’re watering her plants and feeding her dog and leaving a light on so it looks like someone is home. […]